Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Whistlers Mother(fucker).

I guess maybe I've been a bit on edge lately, but I've been increasingly annoyed by several of the most recent additions to dishland. This dudes cool enough, but man he drives me nuts. I've witnessed shifts from start to finish where he didn't shut up. If he wasn't talking he was just making noises (not like the ones "freddy/jason killer" made...I'll tell you more about him later). Weird beeps & space drum noises mostly...Lately he's taken to whistling, not tunes mind you, just inane, mindless whistling. It's fuckin annoying, but whats worse is that hes got me whistling more too. It's a goddamn epidemic! At least the dishes are clean more often...I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

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Looking for people with good dishwasher stories. I've become increasingly lazy...